Thoughts on Megan Fox

The first thing I'd like to say about Megan Fox is that she has horrible, horrible tattoos. Which leads to my first point on Megan Fox- she exhibits a severe lack in judgment. Notice the tattoo below: "there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART." What this shows to me is not that Megan Fox got her heart broken (probably by failed Beverly Hills 90210 actor, but I'll get to that later) but that she probably was once in a mall in her podunk hometown in Tennessee, walked into a Hot Topic, saw a t-shirt, said "That's a cool quote, I'm going to get it tattooed on my ribcage." and then had then once there, at the tattoo parlor, said "You know what would really be great? Capitalizing the word HEART so they know EXACTLY what I'm talking about."

The second thing I'd like to say about Megan Fox is that for the last six years she has been dating the most annoying person on Earth- David from Beverly Hills 90210. No, not Brandon Walsh or Dylan McKay. Fuck, not even Steve Sanders. David. Piano playing, earring wearing
David. If you don't know anything about Beverly Hills 90210 (which I, uh, don't) read this wikipedia entry for David:

David always wanted to be "in." He and Scott Scanlon spent hours trying to be cool enough, and for David it worked, but Scott was left behind. During his senior year, between taking a double load to graduate with the gang, Donna, being the school DJ, and trying to have a social life, he and Scott grew apart. When Scott accidentally shot himself it was a huge blow for David, and a source of immense guilt at the state the friendship ended in. After his father Mel and Kelly's mom Jackie married and had a child Erin, David was fully part of the gang. But it wasn't enough. Whether it be the college radio station, a music deal, or the Peach Pit After Dark, he tried too hard and tended to push people away whenever he got into trouble. Donna is a perfect example. When he was in serious danger, of all people, Dylan came to his aid. He kicked his drug habit, managed to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but the club did poorly under his management, he did discover he had the same mild form of depression that his mother suffered from and treating that has helped. He is writing songs and his career seems to be on the up and up, but who knows what will happen with his love life. He continued to work for the Peach Pit doing his radio show, after Sofie was Gina, and after Gina was Camille, but in the end, he married Donna. In the new series episode "Okaeri, Donna!" Donna reveals that she and David separated shortly after the birth of her daughter.

That's who Megan Fox is dating. Someone not even good enough for Tori Spelling and the rest of the "gang." But while I'm irritated at Megan Fox for her lack of character, I'm more concerned for her well being. Does Megan know that David has the same mild form of depression his mother had? Does she know he has a daughter or that he's a recovering addict? More importantly does she know that not only does he have one earring, he has three? I really think someone should contact her agent and let her know. Come on, people, be a good Samaritan.