I started a Jdate profile to bag any young Jews ready to settle down with a Jew-converted Scientologist-converted Jew on the prowl. I'll give birth in a bathtub without saying a word, I PROMISE. PLEASE IMPREGENATE ME.
Here's my profile:
I'm a laid back Jewish girl who just wants to find love. I enjoy playing on an all women's rugby team. I started out Modern Orthadox, converted to Scientology when I met my asshole (soon to be ex) husband and am now back to being Jewish and ready to get back on the prowl! I'm an Aries and a Taurus but I identify more as an Aries due to my quick-wittedness and daredevil tendencies.
I'm a civil servant and I can't tell you what I do but it has to do with Arabs and I know fourteen languages.
Check me out, my username is soccergirl101
i read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them.
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